INSOMNIA

Inability to sleep. It's awesome and horrific at the same time. It means that I get to spend an awful lot of time doing what I want to do, like writing, reading, doodling, watching very naff TV shows because there is never anything else on. It's either this or spend hours trying to get to sleep, which just puts me in a bad mood. However this does mean that I generally don't sleep, I can go days and days with not sleeping no matter how hard I try to, or how much I want to. This is never good, as it sort of puts me on the verge of collapse. Not that it matters because it means that everytime I leave my coursework until last minute (which happens with more or less every piece of work I'm set) I can quite easily pull an all nighter, because it's not like it's going to have a terrible, long lasting detrimental effect. I mean, by no means am I a healthy person, my diet mostly consists of Pringles and caffienated drinks (which probably explains the insomnia), I never exercise (even the word fills me with dread), and I am on medication for a variety of ailments. So hey, if I'm dead by thirty you'll all know why.