IMPRESSED WITH MY OWN STUPIDITY

Oh yes! This story should amuse:
Whilst playing with a pen knife I accidentaly managed to slit my wrist. Upon the shock (and pain) of doing this I dopped the pen knife. I panicked, bandaged my wrist (which took a worrying amount of time to stop bleeding), and then stood up to discard the bloody tissues. However upon doing this I stood on the previously dropped pen knife and sliced my foot open. Ouch.
The afore mentioned pen knife has now been locked away somewhere as it is obviously on a mission to kill, and I have reverted back to playing with fire, as it is much more fun.